You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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