Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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