He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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