When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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