That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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