Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
