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I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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