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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I deserve this hangover.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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