Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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