i don't like sucking hair
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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