Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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