if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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