Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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