Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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