Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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