i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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