Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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