Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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