Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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