Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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