therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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