Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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