Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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