The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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