I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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