yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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