Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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