In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I need water and some morals
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