I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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