Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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