So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Holy sore nipples Batman
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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