I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
well, you know. whores of a feather.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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