Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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