If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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