Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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