her vagine was all disorganized.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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