ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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