He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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