And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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