Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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