do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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