i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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