why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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