In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
