He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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