the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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