Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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