Don't you send me to vm
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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