come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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