possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
